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Ronaldo Is Back

Young Pro

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Post Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:50 pm Reply with quote
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Ronaldo To Return Against Shakhtar

Ronaldo is ready to make his long-awaited return from injury after being named in Milan's squad for the Champions League trip to Shakhtar Donetsk on Tuesday.



El Fenomeno has yet to play this season due to a knee injury riddle that had showed no signs of ending.

The 31-year-old has had his return to fitness repeatedly delayed but he finally resumed first team training with the rest of his team-mates earlier this week.

Ronaldo had declared in the days leading up to Milan's 0-0 draw with Torino yesterday that he was now fit to play, a fact he confirmed in an interview just before the game.

“I was hoping to play tonight,” the Brazilian star admitted. “I am fit now and it is up to the Coach to decide when to use me.”

Ronaldo has still not played in the Champions League for Milan, as he was ineligible to play in last season's competition following his move from Real Madrid in January.



Great. Wink

Senior Pro

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Location: Carnoustie
Post Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:38 pm Reply with quote
Great, as if fat people arnt glorified enough already.....

Youth Academy

Joined: 26 Jun 2006
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Location: Capo Vaticano,Italy
Post Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:12 am Reply with quote
shaggy wrote:
Great, as if fat people arnt glorified enough already.....


fat people like pipponey? Wink

With Ronaldo the milan tactics will change, so I hope they will achieve victory even against small teams

Young Pro

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Post Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:26 pm Reply with quote
shaggy wrote:
Great, as if fat people arnt glorified enough already.....


He's not fat he's just big bonned. Wink

Could a fat person do any of this?

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=4msLWt8aJ1w

No is the answer.

Senior Pro

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Post Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:22 pm Reply with quote
Yes, if hes been cursed by a nice gypsy, which dont actually exist, so no, a fat person couldnt do that :p

Young Pro

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Post Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:33 pm Reply with quote
So your saying he's not fat THEN?

Senior Pro

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Post Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:29 pm Reply with quote
No, im saying it wasnt Ronaldo, its his parallel self doing that particular piece of skill, there must have been a rip in the space/time continueum again.....

World Class

Joined: 26 Jul 2006
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Location: Near LONDON Supports:Real Madrid, Liverpool
Post Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:23 pm Reply with quote
tdv wrote:
he's just big bonned. Wink


Yeah, just big bones... Covered in fat!!!

Senior Pro

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Post Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:25 am Reply with quote
Sticky get off Ronaldo's back. He's awsome and you know it.

Btw, WTF is that picture on your avatar???

Grass Roots

Joined: 29 Jul 2007
Posts: 375
Location: Brasília, Brasil.
Post Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:42 pm Reply with quote
Go Gordonaldo, Go!!!!


I'm huge fan.

Gordonaldo and Pato next year...it will be great.

World Class

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Location: Near LONDON Supports:Real Madrid, Liverpool
Post Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:38 pm Reply with quote
Max wrote:
Sticky get off Ronaldo's back. He's awsome and you know it.

Btw, WTF is that picture on your avatar???


I know Ronaldo is good, i was just joking. It's because of the ol' Big Bob thing on Al Murray's happy hour.

Anyway, my avatar is a response to forev's one, in which a picture of Gerrard has ''wa*ker'' written on the back of the shirt.

Grass Roots

Joined: 19 Nov 2007
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Location: Rho
Post Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:49 am Reply with quote
never say never with this fat man

Moderator

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Location: Éire
Post Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:21 pm Reply with quote
Typical! Get a few games under his belt and he'll be fully fit for Celtic's trip to the San Siro! Crying or Very sad

Current Member of The Year

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Post Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:25 pm Reply with quote
thats ok, get another one of your pitch invading drunken fans to hit him

Moderator

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Post Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:34 pm Reply with quote
Your lucky new rules were published or I would give you a right ear bashing son

Current Member of The Year

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Post Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:46 pm Reply with quote
conformist

World Class

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Post Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:15 pm Reply with quote
LOl.

Steel's as straight as the soviet sickle.

Young Pro

Joined: 30 Jul 2006
Posts: 2820
Post Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:27 pm Reply with quote
Gordonaldo in action during the "Friends of Zidane" Vs "Friends of Ronaldo" charity match this weekend:



He looks 20+ pounds overweight in that pic.

Grass Roots

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Location: Rho
Post Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:33 pm Reply with quote
i love his long hairs

Young Pro

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Post Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:11 am Reply with quote
I read yesterday that he is using hair-growth products and he is advertising a specific company in that field.

World Class

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Location: Near LONDON Supports:Real Madrid, Liverpool
Post Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:21 am Reply with quote
If he's in to advertising, then it wouldn't be a bad idea if SlimFast went knocking at his door.



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Young Pro

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Post Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:06 am Reply with quote
Yes, SlimFast will succeed where Real Madrid and AC Milan specialist nutritionists/trainers have failed.

Also, Ronaldo wouldn't get off the couch to answer the door for anyone but hair-growth specialists.

World Class

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Post Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:27 am Reply with quote
What about the pizza delivery boy?

Young Pro

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Post Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:31 am Reply with quote
Idea for youtube ad parody:


Pringles manages to steal Ronaldinho away from Lays. The fake ad starts with Ronaldinho sharing a tube of paprica Pringles with his mom. This is the "before" picture.

Then the famous slogan is heard: "Once you pop, you can't stop!".

Cut to the "after" picture. Ronaldinho has turned into Ronaldo and is still unable to stop after he has popped his umpteenth tube of Pringles.




Young Pro

Joined: 30 Jul 2006
Posts: 2820
Post Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:34 am Reply with quote
Sticky T wrote:
What about the pizza delivery boy?

His supermodel girlfriend brings the pizzas closer to his LazBoy.

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