software.... convert.. [beep]... all confusing my tiny brain

If you have it on a DVD Steels, put it on your PC then send it to someone who can convert it.

The only person it would be harder to explain doing this to on the forum would be Clive, and hes 348 years old Steely.

Pull it together man! Do it.

Hey BJ - don't give me real age away

You're right though - I have a list of instructions pinned up explaining how to get on the forum, as I keep forgetting -

1. Press big round button on tower thingy
2. If nothing happens within 5 minutes, check it's plugged in.
3. Check if little light on bottom of screen is on - if not, press button by it
4. ...... etc

If anyone would like a copy, I'll write it out and send it through the post

Yes please!

Just put your name and address, and I'll send it, and maybe I can save the postage if someone would like to deliver it for me - through your window attached to a brick

bump

i would also like to take this opportunity to pat myself on the back for overtaking O Dogg the post whore in the post count race despite joining over a year later than him. ive moved up to 6th place in the post count list (excluding that bot thing) but i know, in all your hearts, im always going to be number one.

eat my dust O Dogg

Well played. Them arguments against myself and Twmcat have paid off with your post count

Well im top...............................top of the second page.

twm who?

Think he was a welsh, pussy lover, women kickball fan.

Then again i could be wrong

That my friend is because your a post whore.
About 3000 of your posts could see you end up in prison due to your constant rants regarding the master race you bald headed, nazi [bleeeeeeeeeeeep] hahaa.

Congratulations though on overtaking me. I will just email your boss to show them exactly what they are paying you for!

He is only over by 13 posts or something. O Dogg the Forum Game section awaits you!

Steely Hill is a Dish..... A Satellite Dish that is. His head is the size of Jodrell Bank.

O Dogg and Steely Hill are currently level on 13026!

Controversy.

oh ....i thought there was some new footage of Steely Hill commenting on English football or something , but i was obviously mistaken ...

nah, im still living off the glory of my one and only appearance.

perhaps football.co.uk no longer feels i should be the figurehead of the site any longer

Not this time mate.

....maybe you should have worn a wig ...

they are paying me to put the world to rights. they would be immensely proud of my commitment to equality and inclusion and never neglecting my daily duties in the work place.

as for prison, i wont go there... im white.

or perhaps sat still on my chair!?

Steeks, I was tripping b*lls wathcing that video again while on shrooms

you are gonna dream of me now!

I'm gonna have to take some serious Morphine and Valium now to erase it.

But that was a funny trip.