Right, I can see that today is the 1st of April so I'll take it that your joking and winding us up. The guy would look more at home along side me in the Sunday Morning League

so, season over is it now Rab?

It is most certainly ye ol Jock wannabe. Unless they drop points elsewhere aswell as us beat them twice at home. Still possible but I'll not hold my breath with that dimwit ginger numpty in the dugout. Ugliest football I've since the Dicks & Kitson era at Upton Park

what are you talking about! our Kitson/Hartson combination was fantastic, some sexy football all over the park, especially with Berkovic threading the ball through who im sure you know all about! earned us our 5th place finish!

anyway, you think Strachan is 100% out in the summer then?

I don't even remember much about the Shammers from back then. Remeber Kitson's goal against United to give the title to Blackburn and Dicks being the main man at smashing penalties

I think 99% of fans want Strachan out. I'm afraid that Lawell (Cheif Exec) mightl keep him at the club because he started rambling on about building for next year. There are many things that annoy me about Gingerness but his complete inability to see where our team lacks (defence & up front) drives me mad. His persistence in buying central midfielders is laughable. Strachan is just a 'yes' man for the board. What they say goes. I don't think they really want someone coming in with their own ideas and ways of running the ship.

Heard in the taxi on the way to work though that word going around is that Strachan has agreed to step down at the enmd of the season regardless of where the title goes and, you ready for it, Van Gaal replacing him. Then again, this taxi man is renowned for being the biggest liar in the town so I wouldn't look into that one too much

He wouldnt get near my team. No room for clowns