Name: James
Age: 27 in September
Lives: Leeds
Birth Place: Leeds
Grew up in: Leeds
Education: BA Film Studies and Creative Writing (or it will be in a few years)
Occupation: Student, Gambler, Sumo Wrestler
Fav Sport: Football, cricket, 9-ball, tennis.
Fav Mens Footy Teams: Leeds,
Arsenal, Real, Roma, England, Croatia
Fav Male Players: Kranjcar, Kaka, Vedran Corluka, Jimmy Bullard, Joe Cole.
Fav Mens Game Watched: Brazil vs Croatia (World Cup 2006)
Fav Womens Footy Team: Leeds and England
Fav Women Footballers: Sue Smith, Kelly Smith
Fav Womens Game Watched: I'll admit it, I'm a virgin!
(I'll do my old team)
Teams currently play for: Uluru Rocks
Current Team Location: Leeds, Goals soccer centre
Previous teams: Lamont, Pertemps, McDonalds, Halifax. Abbey Grange High.
Previous Team Location: Leeds
League you play in: .............................
Position: Attacking midfielder (free role)
Number: 7
Goals scored this season: 10
Best ever goal: went to tackle my brother, which worked out very well, got control of the ball and knocked it back to keeper. Brother chased but he couldn't get it. Keeper rolled it out to me, I charged forward. Half way line, I just stood both feet on the ball and then flicked my right foot down onto the ball, which immediately trav elled foward and then spun back. Hit it hard along the floor to my mate who flicked it up and behind him, then knocked it up in the air for me to run onto.
I ran, jumped, controlled the ball in mid air, then when it almost touched the ground, I just hit it with a bit of top and it bounced on the line and into the goal.
I kid you not, it was like Maradona's hand of God, but I volleyed it rather than being a dirty cheat. Put two more in after that one
Prouded ever moment: Manager/Captain of my side. We went fom losing just about every match, to winning every match. The 2 matches I slept in for, the other team didn't turn up, so we got 3 points and 10 goals for doing bugger all twice over.
I made someone else manager after my lack of professionalism.
First match for that side was very tough. The previous game, I asked a workmate to play. He scored 3 after like 10 mins, and we were about 5-0 up against a good team.
Which was great considering the amount of joints he went through at my flat.
Anyways
One of those players managed to find a through ball down the channels, which my mate chased. Being the aggressive type he is, he slammed the poor guy into the wall and an ambulance was called, match called off.
Which brings me to my 1st match.
Told the boys that whatever happens the referee will not give us any fouls. I told them that they want us to start a fight, so they can kick us out. Obviously the lads look at me a bit stupid.
So, I tell them that I won't be happy unless the result is 10-0 to us. Look at me a bit stupid again.
Onto the match, where the other team just crunch into all our players and the referee doesn't bat an eyelid. As expected!
I keep them focussed and say to them, when it gets to 10-0, you can start a riot.
Obvioulsy, happy ever after, good conquers all etc and we beat them 10-0.
I stopped the riot before it started too. Why beat someone up when you can play them off the park like that?
To put that in perspective...A team leader asked me what I thought the score would be before it started. I said 10-0 and my mate (1st game) would score 4 goals.
He would lay me it at 1,000-1. I thought that was a little stingy though.
Obviously, he didn't pay out after, but we both know who the winner was!
To get to the point...My proudest moment was leading my team to victory in beating the bullies by playing beautiful football. Oh and I got to verbally abuse the ref for the whole time.
I like doing questions. Any more?
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