I didn't seek out a front row seat at the Blue Bell for the Scottish Premiership decider, but I wasn't surprised by the result.
O'Neill must be ready to move on now. He's done his bit and if he wants a challenge he should find a club that needs to compete a little bit more.
If you're a striker and your career's on a downward trend, you know where to go. Hartson, Sutton and now Bellamy - they're not exactly the frontline of your dreams - but God knows they get more space than the average satellite up there. In Scotland they leave the marking to schoolteachers.
There's only one reason why the Big Two should play in the Premiership and that's to prove they're mid-table outfits at best. Why, they'd even struggle against the Geordie bottlers
Not that, even in the middle of the worst run since Christopher Biggins sprinted for a bus,
Newcastle United would want Bigmouth Bellamy back.
I watched American Werewolf in London the other night and there's a moment during the bit where the bloke changes from man to wolf where I swear he looks the spit of Bellamy. It's giving me nightmares.
