so was you yesterday also outside (or wher was it) this olympic party.
looked funny.

it was by Buckingham Palace.

nah i never went. i was watching from the comfort of my home. weather was a bit grim and i couldnt be arsed to get on the tube and go down there!

whats wrong with nifty?!

weeeell, i just changed it to the normal mode and it does infact say how many i can take...which it didnt do on the AI modey thingy (thats the technical term )

it takes 250...hmmm, i may have to get another...

its just a funny word! might start using it myself actually.

hmm yeah perhaps you should invest some more Welsh Pounds in a better one then.

i would advise it, its a wonderful word

i think you may be right Hill, i shall see whats occuring memory card wise round these parts! cant be missing lots of drunken shots of holly can i!

yeah those classic lying down on the pavement shots are worth it ....

I think a new memory card may be in order Rach bcoz we take about 30+ photos on a night out!

Then we can really bore people when we come home with stacks of photos hahaha!

My sister sent me a msg to say she was embarrassed by the Alice in Wonderland photos so I must start acting more sophisticated on nights out

yeah i'm gonna get a new one. prob use 250 in vegas alone on our hunt for Gil! i was watching csi last night and got soooo very excited remind me to buy one when we go shopping next week

nobody wants sophistication, dont be silly!!!!!

Will do...hmm I've got a CSI question for you...is Speedle really dead!? Read the blurb for last night's episode and it said there was evidence he might be alive!? I didn't watch it tho was watching Rock of Love hahaha!!!

I want sophistication Rach, I'm gettin on now, it's time to act like a lady...remind me of this after 3 capfuls when it all goes out the window! You're always a good drunk, in fact all the girls are except me, I'm going to aspire to that too

nooooooooooooo hes dead! he got shot in the head holly...and then buried! nah the "evidence" was that someone was using his credit card and stuff...and that someone was one of the lab techs! the bugger!

i dont think im a good drunk, we certainly wont be in America my friend who went to vegas this year has written down lots of stuff we should do when we're there for us, yaaaaaaaay!

Ahh I see, didn't think he could survive that! It all makes sense now!

You are such a good drunk and you always remain upright which is good hehe!

Yay!!! that's good of your friend, I'm sure we'll wanna do everything she suggests. I've been doing my celeb gossip research today and everyone is wearing summer clothes, can't wait to be out of jeans and jumpers!!!

What ID will we need to get into places over there do you think?

haha staying upright is always handy i find!!
yeah totally, some of the places sounded good and theres a 24 hour cafe in one hotel that does $7 steaks, so you're sorted

driving license or passport, for sure. but you arent taking your passport out of the hotel room, and thats an order! so you'll be needing your DL for definite!

$7 steaks! Bargain!! Def good to get some tips off people who've been there and know where to go.

Ok cool, my passport is going to be under lock and key at all times!!! I say we have a lil gamble on the slots before going out and take advantage of the free drinks

just so you two dont get into any trouble ...a few things to remember

this is what you cannot do

dont give alcohol to a moose ..its illegal

dont drive while being blindfolded ...its illegal .!

dont pick your nose and flick it away ....its illegal ..!

if you bring some dominoes with you , dont play them on sunday ...its illegal

dont kiss anyone for longer than 5 minutes at a time ....its illegal

dont appear in public without having shaved .....its illegal

dont sing in public while wearing a swimsuit ....its illegal

make sure you have at least a dollar on you ....you may get arrested for vagrancy otherwise .

it is illegal to fondle a horse unless you have been given permission from the owner .

sleeping on the pavement is illegal unless a license has been issued 30 days prior .


you can however do all these things ..


go topless in public and on teh subway provided it is not for business ..

it is ok to fall down and go to sleep if you have no shoes on ....

when a car passes you can make a loud noise ..

you can take home any dead animals along the road and eat them ...

you are classed as sober until you cannot stand on the ground

you can shower naked in public .....

you can share a house or apartment with up to 14 other women ......

there you go ...you both should be fine now ....

but what if i bump into Robin van persie......damn!

He'll just have to ring your dad I suppose?

fair play...that was pretty darn funny!

you will have to ask Arsene Weneger for permission ....

That's me all over Windy

f*ck off!

shame you didnt do a GCSE in comedy instead of Maths!