Stay Away!!!

wassa matter you. you gotta no respect. wassa matter you. i am a polegate grasshopper fan born and bread and i believe you are trying to poach our 31goal striking sensation Mark Critchlow from our clutches. now let me tell you something lads. if you even attempt to take this world class striker from us i will kidknapp your manager hang him cut his balls off and then put them in his watch pocket. you big clubs filled with all those fecking desk jockies with there fancy cars and fat cheque books. stay away. loads of love and a million kisses johnny stud xxx.

What team was this aimed at?

Lol! So you want him to go I take it But erm who you on about ? A Premier league team ?

nice rant mate but the aim seemed a little muddled.

who do you reckon's aftre him?

Probably Man Utd or Forest Green Rovers Just posted in the wrong section.

I don't no what team is after your striker but who ever is can have him as long as they pay, and if my team Bristol City are the one's that sign him try and kinkanapp our manager if you think your hard enough.