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Giant Sensation: Eto'O to Uzbekistan |
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Kuruvchi, AFC Champions League quarter-finalists from Uzbekistan, have signed Barcelona’s Cameroonian star Samuel Eto’o, according to an announcement on their official website.
The Uzbek club managed to rope in Eto’o for a six-month spell which will cover their AFC Champions League quarter-final campaign when they go up against Iran’s Saipa. 
“The striker will arrive in Tashkent on July 17th and play in the second half of the championship (league) in Uzbekistan,” said the statement. Eto’o’s first game for Mirdjalol Kasimov’s side is likely to be their Uzbekistan Cup fixture on July 22 against Dynamo Samarqand. The website noted that Eto’o’s presence would be of the “greatest benefit” to Kuruvchi as they mount a challenge for the continental honours. Kuruvchi, who are currently leading the local league standings ahead of Pakhtakor, qualified for the last eight of the AFC Champions League from a tough group comprising last year’s runners-up Sepahan of Iran, twice champions Al Ittihad of Saudi Arabia and Syrian outfit Al Ittihad. -------------------- Maybe these rumours are just fake, but the info was taken from the official site of the club: http://www.pfc-kuruvchi.com/eng/news_details.asp?newsID=601 Or this is just an uzbek humour 
-------------------- This transfer was positively commented by the respective coach of Kuruvchi to many other sources. |
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What a load of absolute boll*cks!
Only when my arm falls off and turns into a pool of gravy. |
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 That Steely Hill is having a bad influence on you |
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Lol. He's right though, load of boll0cks. I thought you had more sense than that Pete!
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What a load of dog's do-do. If thats true I will insert an object in my rear end.
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Now that is getting personal and dirty |
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I'm going to break the trend and say its true.
Now we wait. |
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Hey, Tom, I didn't say I believe that
But that transfer would be incredible |
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If Samuel Eto'o made this move this Summer I will run naked through the Oracle shopping centre in Reading with a giant condom around my head like a mask whilst playing a banjo and doing the can can.
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Don't say that Floody. When we were linked with Villa i said if it came true i'd sever my right arm and mail it to another forum-goer. Boy did i get a shock when i woke up hearing Rafa say David was "on his list"...
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Kuruvchi official site has announced that tomorrow at 14.30 there will be a press-conference devoted to landing of a deal with Eto'O and Barcelona and Samuel will be presented as a new Kuruvchi striker.
Are you still waiting? |
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It will only be for 3 to 6 months, so Eto'o will make a fat wad of cash for playing against extremley poor quality teams for a short period of time. Imagine if he got seriously injured like he did last season and ends up his whole time in Uzbekistan sitting on the bench, Kuruvchi would really be f'ucked then.
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I still refute this.
Mainly because I don't want to have to have to run naked through the Oracle shopping centre in Reading with a giant condom around my head like a mask whilst playing a banjo and doing the can can. |
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i'll get the banjo. |
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If he does, would you actually do it floody? Because that would be something id pay not too see |
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You would love to see it Yobbing. |
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Nah waste of money as id have to buy a pretty good magnifying glass to actually see anything.
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I would like to get a gange on your Penis.
I love Penis, me. |
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We already knew Dave, but you dont need to remind us. |
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