and now it all makes sense!!

the conspiracy theories are flying!



i would give you an explanation but its funnier watching all the one track mind reactions!

I think she gave you her password and you made some posts as her since its your IP and not hers. How close am I?

close, she got herself a train to london, infiltrated TfL towers, hacked into the TfL computer system, logged onto the forum, made a few posts, stealthily sneaked out of the building undetected and then we embarked on an illicit affair in the toilets of a nearby fast food emporium.

That was my second guess.

then you would be correct my friend.

its a terrible shame you had to spoil it by having an ounce of common sense Alf.

the rest of them were jizzing their y-fronts. what a let down they have ahead of them. they thought they had unearthed a scandal!!

steely hill is in a commited relationship

oh and do you lot really think if she were to come and visit my good self i would spend the time on the forum!?

its that kind of mentailty that will ensure you all remain birdless c*ck tuggers.

Sorry Lee. It was blindingly obvious

Like you said if Rach came to your house you wouldn't be offering her your best chair so she can use your computer for the forum

You'd be offering... wait...family forum

Steely & Rachel Robin Van Hill, who would have thought it?

Most the forum Tezmundo

I can just picture the scene, after the marathon session with 'The Hill' Rachel is on a high and can't sleep... she's been taken places she's never been before. So she put's on Steely's Julian Dicks T-Shirt... which just about covers her lovely bum and decides to surf the information super-highway and proceeds to use Steely's personal computer while he sleeps. Whilst on the interwebs she goes on http://forum.football.co.uk to PM her female friends and tell them about the time of her life whilst making a few posts on the forum. How could she resist?

Lol nicely spotted Conaldinho!

its like you were there Tez!

The Welsh rarebit sneaked me into your cupboard.

i dont know how i ever missed all this...but i havent laughed so much in aaaages

I wondered where you'd got to

Just snuck out of Steely's closet while his missus was looking the other way

i really dont know how i missed it! i did wonder why people were asking me what was going on between me and steely hill! how very amusing

That's it, laugh it off in hope that we suspect nothing. We're on to you Mrs Hill!