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23 Carra Gold wrote:
Good god!

2-0 to 4-0 in a minute. What on Earth is going on at Upton Park?


Nothing I'd imagine. Probably some celebration at the Reebok though, on Boltons behalf of course.

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Mascherano & Tevez, best double swoop of the century.


When have you seen em play? Most of you c*nts are the same. Believe what you read in the f*cking papers. What you probably don't know, actually, what you don't know is Mascherano and Tevez have performed very well when selected upon. Tevez was played outta position today, but at least he worked his [beep!] off. Was on a one-man mission last week it looked, and was the best player on the pitch. Don't let the facts get in the way though eh? What about Newcastle when he smashed the woodwork and looked out most dangerous man? But of course you wouldn't know that.

How well would you actually of expected Tevez to do at this time? Playing a different kind of football in a different culture? How many games did it take Henry to score his first goal for Arsenal you dopey muggy little c*nt? Took a time didn't it? But I'm sure you would of defended him at the time. And don't pretend you didn't.

Mascherano chances have been limited, that's down to the fact Hayden Mullins is one of the few players performing 'OK' this season. The other reasons being Pardew's blind loyalty to club captain Nigel Reo-Coker, who quite frankly has been below-par. And Pardew is clearly not keen on pairing Mascherano with Mullins, too defensive? I disagree. Mullins has scored two league goals this season, two more than Reo-Coker. I think it can work.

Anyway, when played Mascherano has possessed passing ability which no other player in our team can match. Was by far our best player in the Home leg against Palermo. Which again, you wouldn't have a f*cking clue about. Expects more time on the ball than he should have, but that will come with time.

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Yeah, he's excellent. Only a matter of time before he overtakes Willy Gallas in the goal scoring charts.


The same Willy Gallas which couldn't handle Marlon Harewood (!)? You was slaughtered. By Marlon Harewood! You sad bunch of losers. Are you still struggling to get over that 'penalty' claim. Just like your French f*cking crooked nose kiddy fiddler gaffer? You seem to have adopted his attitude. I enjoyed watching 'thesorfarthisseasonhaslookedshit' Reo-Coker totally outplay, outfight and outbattle your Spanish diamond Fabregas. Not more so than old man Teddy totally give Kolo Toure the run around and beat him to every high ball. Not even more so than Etherington whip in a beaut of a cross for Marlon Harewood (!) Cooley slot the ball home against your bubbled headed angry Little Johnny Jens Lehman. But of course nothing compares to your pathetic managers reaction when he knew he had lost to the better team on the day. A couple of things, Justin Hoyte is not a centre back. He might as well of done a Campbell that day and packed his bags for a couple of weeks. Your bitterness is quite remarkable J-Axe, that you feel the need to belittle my club because we completely steamrollered you in terms of football played that day, oh how enjoyable it was to beat your 10 men. (Another no-show for 'skipper' Thierry Henry).

Now the game today, f*cking sh*t. As most of you are aware, why the f*ck did we try and match Boltons formation? That aint our style and it never will be. We're not better than them at it. So why kid ourselves? One shot? One f*cking shot? Which was a mishit by Tevez which the keeper could of saved lying down. It really was awful. Christain Dailly - why bother? Seriously. The only reason he was picked was to win the high balls. Which he didn't. When the balls on the floor he's hopeless. Collins - Your a f*cking good technically gifted player. Bloody show it. Spector - Awful. Did you play one accurate pass? McCartney - How nervous do you wanna be? Ball distribution sh*t. Aint a Centre back IMO. Konchesky, absoloute awful. (I'm trying to think of something which aint 'F*cking sh*t). Rob Green - Nothing wrong mate. Mullins - Nothing compared to recent weeks, was totally outrun. Reo-Coker - Looking better, but still aint a patch on last year. Etherington - Pass the f*cking ball. Decision making was useless. Tevez - One sh*t shot but looked bright, shame he was outta position. Harewood - Donkey. Looked like the Harewood of old, I.E First year in Championship.

The passing was shocking. I'm not suggesting Pardew should be sacked, far from it. But he's gotta stop with this 'blind loyalty' [beep!]. Certain players have gotta be dropped, if the players which done it last year aint this year, they have to be dropped. I said in another topic that if we went on a run of 7 or 8 unbeaten games we could challenge for a UEFA Cup spot.
It's possible, but not at the moment. First lets get out this relegation battle, which we're in. There's no two ways about it. A couple of win can change things dramatically. Look at whats happened to Liverpool lately, Sheffield Utd as well.

Next up is indeed Man Utd and here's the team I wanna see:

Green

Painstil - Collins - Ferdinand (Should be back) - McCartney

Noble - Mullins - Reo-Coker- Benayoun

Teddy - Tevez

Most on here don't know Mark Noble, but trust me on this one: He's f*cking class. He really is. West Ham through and through and performed (IMO) fantastically last season when called upon. Unlike Matty Etherington he aint afraid to put himself about, and can operate along the whole midfield. Put Edger Davids on his arse last year at the Lane, and gave a good account of himself. Has supposedly been Ipswich's best player whilst on loan there this season as well. Konchesky should be dropped, and I reckon McCartney should be given a go in his favoured LB role. Benayoun I reckon has to play, if fit. F*cking magical and we've been missing his spark. Teddy I feel is best suited to Tevez's style of play, and I'd give him a go from the off against his former club. Also, Carlton Cole I feel deserves at least a place on the bench. Has unfairly not been given a go, and would certainly have him over the likes of Harewood and Zamora. I've based this centre midfield partnership on the knowledge that Mascherano will be injured.



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rant and a half!!

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haha i know, i found it very funny!! rant!

although no doubt i would be banned for a similar rant on here! the warnings are coming thick and fast!

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how is jaxe not banned yet he's so one dimensional!!

Hey are any of our West Ham mob going to the Liverpool game (next one i can make it up for!!)
if so fancy a beer before the game?

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how is jaxe not banned yet he's so one dimensional!!

Hey are any of our West Ham mob going to the Liverpool game (next one i can make it up for!!)
if so fancy a beer before the game?


aint sure yet, still waiting for my junior hammer membership to come through as im [beep!] off with paying £40 a ticket!

where do you drink before the game?

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well normally i dont drink near the ground,as i travel up i just get to oxford street and wander around so i ed up anywhere in soho picadilly lol then i jump on the tube to Upton go get off wander pat the shops to the stadium!
so if you fancy it-every hammer then give me a findable watering hole and the first round is on me!

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well normally i dont drink near the ground,as i travel up i just get to oxford street and wander around so i ed up anywhere in soho picadilly lol then i jump on the tube to Upton go get off wander pat the shops to the stadium!
so if you fancy it-every hammer then give me a findable watering hole and the first round is on me!


hahaha fair enough! i usually go in the duke of edinburgh (turn left outside upton park tube and walk down for 5 mins n its on your right)

i shall be letting you know when i go next, although it aint looking like anytime soon unfortunately

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cool come on SH you have to come!!we can invite J-axe?!

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cool come on SH you have to come!!we can invite J-axe?!


haha will no doubt be the first game of football he has ever seen! i will hope my membership comes through but if not i will decide whether or not to shell out $40!

they aint on sale yet anyway are they?

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Club members i think?maybe the 9th?it'll be a good game with J-Axe giving it Not as good as Eboue-Lehman loves Arsenal blah blah blah!

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Club members i think?maybe the 9th?it'll be a good game with J-Axe giving it Not as good as Eboue-Lehman loves Arsenal blah blah blah!



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