And t0sser of the month award goes to Xabi Alonso... not even any of your rs friends have laughed you nob...

Go back to bed my boy....

Dya here him when anichebe was getting grounded but carried on fighting?

Barns: "He should of gone down there"...... twice he said that, Thats Liverpool thinking for you matey....

Whey! Nice one Andy, what a player you are!!!

You were right Bluey, Andy Johnson really is a top class player!!!

Haha!

Gotta feel sorry for him though, his goal less run stretches to 6 months now.

What a player! I'm just upset Benitez didn't make a move for him in the summer.

And YET ANOTHER idiotic post...


It seems like you lot are more intrested in Everton than your very own team. I'm not saying that to wind you's up but it really really does. I've even made a walkthrough, (shall we call it) on how to get to the Liverpool section but no. It's still dead in there with only gerrard is dog making an effort... stickyt, dave13 and Xabi Alonso get real will yuz. If Everton excite you so much start going to Goodison and be entertained, not like the boring crap you watched against porto... porto played terrible but still deserved a win. Typical.


Next!

Haha, yeah, because i'm really interested in NEverton. This is the first time i've posted in an NEverton thread.

Anyway, why point out that the post i made was idiotic, when i'm simply doing what you do after a pathetic Liverpool/ Liverpool player performance?

Handy ''like a chocolate teapot'' Johnson had a shocker. Let's focus on that instead of the Liverpool vs.Porto CHAMPPIONS LEAGUE (look it up on UEFA.com, because you probably aren't familiar with it) as this isn't the Liverpool vs. Porto thread - that's in the Champions League section.

If you look about three posts up you will see you posted in an Everton thread and many many of times before you have done so. In fact more so than Liverpool threads. it really is amazing... back to topic now anyway as your just trying to spoil yet ANOTHER Everton thread.... If you want to talk about AJ start another thread in the Everton section you so love, although you think this is the place to talk about him, it's not. This is about the game....


Thank you.

But he was the main talking point in the game, so surely it's fine to talk about Handy ''like a chocolate teapot'' Johnson?

Anyway, i have never been in the NEverton section, and i've posted in about 2 other NEverton threads in the premiership section, like the Man Utd vs NEverton thread, and another one from a previous match. I certainly don't post more on NEverton threads than i do Liverpool threads.

Whatever!

We all know different, so as I said before.... Stop spoiling this thread.


Thank you!

Ha ha ha ha he can give it out but certainly can't take it!!!!

Its called good natured banter my son, your team doesnt have the first clue about European Football, a fact I know you find hard to accept but the facts speak for themselves.





ANDY HOW MANY PENALTIES DID YOU TAKE ON THURSDAY MATE?

Haha, nice one Xabi!

But Bluey, Xabi is right, it's only good natured banter. I'm only messing with ya. I thought you would be able to take me joking around with you about your team, as you're always doing it to me.

And we all know his left hand is showing how many times you sh|te have won the premiership lad.

Listen son, I can take it... I've took a lot on this forum from the likes of you (I'll refrase that) I've took a lot on this forum from other users and give at lot more back... I'm on my own here too which shows how much I can actually take... What I can't take is nobs like you just here for when Everton have some bad luck. It's the only time your useless posts come up.

Now go away...

ps.
The reason I rephrased is because I don't want to upset the other Liverpool supporters on here too much by classing them in the same group as you.

Now PLEASE axabi or whatever it is go post in the Liverpool section instead of spoiling this one. Ive made a walkthrough on how to get there in the general section. Go on, Give it a try you might like it.

Thank you...

Np's here m8... You post all the time it's just idiot there only posts when Everton have some bad luck. But it's ok... I'm just waiting now....... waiting patiently.

Ha ha ha fcukin hell bluey! talk about the pot calling the kettle black!!!!!!

You're the biggest wind up merchant on this site and you always revel in trying to stir up the reds any way you can. You claim that myself and other reds spoil Everton threads, my boy you wanna take a look how many times you yourself appear in Liverpool threads! I'd go as far as to say I can't really remember one without you throwing your oar in somewhere along the line.

And as for Everton supposedly having some "Bad Luck" as you put it!!!! well thats just friggin laughable sunshine!!!

Two pens and the already substandard opposition reduced to 9 men on away turf and you are talking about bad luck!!!!?!?!?!?!? Do me a favour and have a word with yourself!!!

I'm a red you're a Blue i found you're result on thursday funny and wanted to comment on it therefore I came to the UEFA Cup section (Not the Everton Section) and made a few jokey comments that have obviously touched a nerve.

If you cant take it don't give it out lad!

P.s. Oh and will you give up on the "I'm poor victim" sh!te fair enough your outnumbered on here but as I've said before you do nothing to help yourself and only serve to bring abuse upon yourself with the usual standard of your comments.

Dear me I've hit a nerve and he's trying his hardest not to show it.

I'm sorry to here your so dumb that you don't think it's bad luck to be made to take a pen and retake because of a foot in the box... then when he misses (with more feet in the box) he doesnt make him retake it again... kopites are gobsh|tes.


Please do show some posts what I have actually spoilt lately like your doing with this one sonny boy... And after that I certainly will NOT reply to any of your posts coz you just talk total CRAP.... See your last post for proof...... I certainly do like banter, I give it and take it from every rs supporter in here and would like it to carry on. But you, your different. As I said in my last post you actually only come on here to TRY wind people up and thats all. You provide f all else for the forum.

Tried posting in the Liverpool section lately? no... thought not.


Now please, show them latest posts of me spoiling Liverpool threads and be off with you...

Asking politely. Thank you. -ahhh-

WELL!!!!

Mate, I actually have a life outside of this site and cant be spending my time searching through post in order to prove a point to you of all people.

I dont see how I spoilt this thread or any other one for that matter and your opinion of me and my posts matters not a jot to me!

The posts above were posted in good spirit with a jokey content, you saw your ar$e and always seem to turn it into some petty childish argument where someone has to come out on top. No doubt you'll come back with some witty retort calling me sunshine somewhere along the line, throw in a couple of smiley's telling me to go away in no uncertain terms.

Fact of the matter is this is a thread discussing Everton's game in Europe mid week, I passed my comment, Somewhat annoying to you it may well be! but do I give a fcuk about that? nope!

on a fair and note I still think you'll probably go through with at least a score draw in the away leg, Im just enjoying the moment as indeed you do yourself EVERYTIME we fail to live up to expectations.

Im done with this thread until the second leg.

over and out

Ner ner ner nerrrrr nerrrrrr I win sunshine Now fk off.....

haha Porto may have deserved to win but they're portugese champions not some nothing team from ukraine and as pointed out, playing 'exciting' football means nothing if you can't beat a p!ss poor ukranian team who were down to ten men and you miss two penalties

Wasn't hard was it?

I say bad things about Andy Johnson, but that's not because he is a bad player, if i'm honest it's because i'm envious that Everton have him, and not us. I would love to have him playing for us, though, he has that goal scoring instinct our strikers lack. Can you imagine him and Torres up front together?! What a salvo!!!

We all know Andy Johnson is dynamite, and very rarely misses a chance, which made the two missed penalties all the more surprising. Only really Arteta can take them better than Andy, but that's not something to be ashamed of, because Arteta is sublime. Andy is usually very assured, and dependable from the spot, i'm sure Bluey would agree. Maybe not quite as good as Reina is at stopping 'em though!

Anyway, as i was saying, Andy Johnson is a good penalty taker, and rarely misses chances, and that is why it was so surprising to see him miss those penalties. Well, the news is (according to eurosport), that it wasn't actually Andy Johnson taking the penalties! I'm serious! Apparently there was an imposter!

There have been a few more reports made recently, and more are coming in as i speak. On talk sport they have just mentioned a few names, but no one has confirmed anything yet. Apparently it was someone who looked almost identical to Andy, and his people have actually mentioned a secret family member/twin brother. The most likely imposter is this guy though:

























Don't see the resemblance myself.

Surely it can't be the yellow m&m dude can it?