The Allianz arena is mesmorising, I'd love to go there.

Yeah, it looks much better than that big, camp, brightly coloured, limp wristed gay club in Barcelona.

At least the new plans make better use of the word ''camp'' in it's name.

In the last 30 years (ie the non-Franco years), Barca has 21 wins and 4 losses in the Camp Nou against Real (for the league). Real only has 18 wins against us in the Bernabeu and we beat you there 6 times.

So, gay club or not, we'll continue to have our fun with you.

The funny thing is that Barcelona supporters consider a good season that one where they don't win a tittle but beat Real Madrid in a match I think that's pathetic.

But, check out the Champions League matches, and tell me who won more.

No need to fabricate statistics mate. I was only joking around with all the gay comments. I actually have a lot of respect for Barca. A huge amount of respect.

... and Sticky put his pants off

Huh?

It means you're not brave enough to keep on with your "fight" against Barcelona (this happens when you translate an expression literally from your language, sorry).

And I said that because of this sentence: "I actually have a lot of respect for Barca. A huge amount of respect."

Come on Sticky, screw them!

Sticky, put your pants back on. I'm trying to eat here.

Haha, but seriously, that's not why i said i respect Barca. I have my reasons, and they don't include me lacking bravery.

That model of the supposed Nou camp is [beep!] amazing!