Whats the best ones you've heard??

To the rune of the bus song

"The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round etc.."

Sang by Harps fans when we play Sligo, basically because theyre all knackers that live in caravans. Always makes me laugh

Melody: Whose that team we call...

We hate FC Copenhagen
Show those spastics how to score
Barcelona, Real Madrid
We don´t give a f*cking s*it
Cause you cant beat my Brøndby anymore

We hate FC, we hate FC

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He'll Pass the Ball Forty Yards,
He's Big and he's F*cking Hard,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.

Que Cera, Cera Tune (<<is that how you spell it?)

Soar Liverbird Soar

Is que sera, sera

To which the obvious reply is :

The baby's not yours ,
The baby's not yours ,
Oh Steven Gerrard ,
The baby's not yours .

Givig credence to certain "Pancake" rumours that are flying around Merseyside .

Some of my favourites are :

Oh we hate Bill Shankly and we hate St .John ,
Most of all we hate Big Ron ,
And we'll hang the Kopites one by one ,
On the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey .

To hell with Liverpool and Rangers too ,
Throw them all in the Mersey ,
And we'll fight , fight , fight ,
With all our might ,
For the boys in the Royal Blue Jersey .


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Chim , chiminy , chim , chiminy, chim , chim , cheroo ,
We've got Tim Howard , and he says f**k you .

A playful ditty in honour of the Tourettes suffering keeper .


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I also used to enjoy Leeds' chant to Cantona , who allsgedly was a little too friendly with Lee Chapman's missus .

He's French , he's flash ,
He's sha**ing Lesley Ash ,
Cantona , Cantona .

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"

In reference to the poor bloke's schizophrenia.

"Steve Gerrard Gerrad,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
He hands in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard Gerrard.

Follow follow follow,
There was only 3 miniutes to go,
It was Wayne bridge's goal,
That sent us outa control
and put the Arsenal outta Euro

Follow follow follow

Spurs ARE ON THEIR WAY TO WEMBLEY
Tottenham'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN
THEY CANT STOP 'EM
THE BOYS FROM Tottenham
THE BOYS FROM WHITE HART LANE!!!

We normally sign to Spurs "You'll never make the station"

whys that? will they be too tempted by the poncey gastro bars or Marco Pierre White's ridiculously priced restaurant?

Na cause we will batter them like we do all London clubs.

You've had your time

I made it to the station easily, wearing my Spurs shirt on show proudly. I didn't hear that song at all Mikey

Thats cause you sit at the other end of the ground and with just me singing it i'm not surprised you didn't hear me.
No we have sung it to Spurs before never really caught on but i'm not making it up.

You going to the carling cup Yidomatt

Fair enough.
I've been trying for nearly an hour and a half to get tickets now.
Phone lines are busy and the website is taking ages to load.
Are you?

Yeah our tickets go on sale tomorrow, cause i'm a season ticket holder it sld be fairly easy. I think doing it online is the best way. My dad does it so it's all good. But yeah i think Spurs Chelsea final will be good. It's always nice to see teams outside the top4 getting to a final. Last time it happened It was Liverpool 4 Westham 3. Teams outside the top 4 play a more offensive game. Think you boys could do it.

Wldn't miss it for the world geez

Hope you get your ticket

Well I'm on the online ticket office now, and it is rejecting my card, even though I used it to get my semi final ticket.

All sorted, see you at Wembley

When Seol Ki-Hyeon was at Reading:

"He'll shoot,
He'll Score,
He'll Eat your Labrador!
Seol Ki-Hyeon!

like that one like

a few from me we've frequently sang...

"Fat Eddie Murphy! your just a fat Eddie Murphy!! fat eddie Muuuurrrphy"
- directed towards Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink whenever possible

"He's a dwarf a dwarf! its plain to see to see, he's smaller than you and me.. he's a dwarf a dwarf!"
- directed towards those lacking in height.. sean wright-phillips, joe cole, sammy lee, DENNIS WISE

"Keano! he w*nks his dogs keano! he w*nks his dogs keano!"
- sang about the mackems boss Roy Keane in reference to his disgraced world cup exit interview when he stated "oi cant wait te go home and play with me dags" (irish accent text... ooh be jeasus)

"your father is your mother, your sister is your brother, you all f*ck one another.. the BORO family"- to the tune of the adams family

"oooba obafem,
oba obafem,
oba obafem,
obafemi martins..

21 or 28,
21 or 28,
21 or 28,
OBAFEMI MARTINS!"- the 21 or 28 bit refers to when there was a rumour that our new 21 year old signing Oba Martins had played with Celestine Babayaro (28.) in the Nigerian U21 side... these rumours are still unyet confirmed

"he's fat, he's scouse, he'll rob your f*ckin house Sammy Leeeee, Sammy Lee"
- aimed at ex-Bolton boss on the opening day of the season

"we have got cacapa, he's not from aiya napa, he's from brazil, but has no skill"
- about our brazilian centre half, there's a few endings for this one, went for the family friendly one

"Four - One! Even Luque scored!! Four - One! Even Luque scored!!"
- sang to sunderland fans regarding a previous success

"you put your left leg in,
your left leg out,
in out in out,
you shake it all about,
you do the ameobi
and you turn around
and thats what its all about,
Sing!
wooooaaa Shola Ameobi
wooooaaa Shola Ameobi
wooooaaa Shola Ameobi"
- shola's song to the tune of the hokey cokey

"he's only five foot two,
he comes from sunny peru...
solaaaaaano wooaaaooo
solaaaaaano wooaaoo..."
- to the tune of Volare

"you are a scouser,
an ugly scouser,
youre only happy,
on giro day!
your mams out theivin,
your dads drug dealin,
so please dont taaake my hub caps away"
- sang to anyone attached to merseyside, harsh.. but you gotta

"What’s it like to
What’s it like to
What’s it like to breathe fresh air
What’s it like to breathe fresh air"
- sung to Boro fans at St James'

"Liam O'Brien, Andy O'Brien, any any any O'Brien..
who stuck the ball in the mackems net?
O'BRIEN O'BRIEN!"
- in reference to previous derby wins

"theyre here, theyre there, theyre every-f*ckin-where
empty seats, empty seats"
- sang on our travels quite a few times

jeeesus, this is longer than i'd intended!!

i'll stop now

Haha i like those Boro ones.

"Your going down on a sailor, down on a sailor, down on a saaaaaaailor!"

To Portsmouth fans whenever they come.

Sol, Sol, wherever you may be,
You're on the verge of lunacy,
[Edit: Bit over the top for this forum - Big Jono]

Sung after Sol Campbell disappeared after the Arsenal V West Ham game a few years ago.
Maybe a bit harsh, but you have to really.


SIT DOWN YOU PAEDOPHILE
SIT DOWN YOU PAEDOPHILE
SIT DOWN YOU PAEDOPHILE
SIT DOWN YOU PAEDOPHILE
etc...

Towards Arsene Wenger ofcourse.