theres nothing quite like tunnel vision.

lets all ignore the millions and millions of pounds he has earned for doing precisely nothing and lick his d*ck now he has had a decent couple of weeks.

he'd have to bang home about 50 goals next season to even begin to repay the fortunes he has got for doind nothing

i agree hes gettin paid too much. but his form has helped make sure we stay up. not just his goals but hes the main man in our new formation, without him it wouldnt work. by keeping us up is he worth 120k a week? (or whatever because no one knows for sure). staying in the prem is worth 50million isnt it??
anyone that watched Newcastle before he hit form will say we were going down. luck has changed aswel but without him it would have been close...

come on mate, in all seriousness you were never in danger of going down!

i know, its the only way i could defend his wages. you mean you didnt fall for it?

no i didnt sadly!!

Its his usual pre-international tournament form that ensures he will be in the England starting 11.

Oh hang on ...